we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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