I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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