Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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