If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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