absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize
