The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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