Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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