I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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