Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We don't watch enough power rangers
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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