We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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