i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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