I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
