Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
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Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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