Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
