Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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