Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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