reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My vagina just clenched in fear
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