is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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