I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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