why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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