Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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