Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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