# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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