i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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