So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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You took a bar mat shot.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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