Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You need a sexual gate keeper
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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