That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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