...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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