I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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