She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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