So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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