Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal