so that wasnt chicken after all
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina