Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking