Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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