hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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