We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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