Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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