yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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