ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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