I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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