i think my mom watched the whole time
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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