have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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