I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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