why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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