So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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