I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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