Sponge bath it is.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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