Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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