He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Found the puke drawer
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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