Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Just invented taco cereal.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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