I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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