they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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