sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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