Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
What drink are we having for lunch?
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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