Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
A bitchslap is in order.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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