I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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