her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.