Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone