You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
how drunk are you?
Several
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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